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Crossea miranda is a species of small sea snail or micromollusc, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Conradiidae.
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The White Ernz is a river flowing through Luxembourg, joining the Sauer at Reisdorf. It flows through the towns of Larochette, Medernach and Ermsdorf. The river valley also includes the notable feature of having a twin castle from the 14th century named Larochette Castle. It gives its name to the commune of Vallée de l'Ernz, formed in 2012 through the fusion of Medernach and Ermsdorf.
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