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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Glyphipterix acronoma","displaytitle":"Glyphipterix acronoma","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5573049","titles":{"canonical":"Glyphipterix_acronoma","normalized":"Glyphipterix acronoma","display":"Glyphipterix acronoma"},"pageid":35467810,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Glyphipterix_acronoma_LCR.jpg/330px-Glyphipterix_acronoma_LCR.jpg","width":320,"height":254},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Glyphipterix_acronoma_LCR.jpg","width":467,"height":371},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268586854","tid":"2536d3b0-cf5e-11ef-8785-3ef42e39a83f","timestamp":"2025-01-10T14:21:13Z","description":"Species of moth endemic to New Zealand","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphipterix_acronoma","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphipterix_acronoma?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphipterix_acronoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glyphipterix_acronoma"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphipterix_acronoma","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Glyphipterix_acronoma","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphipterix_acronoma?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glyphipterix_acronoma"}},"extract":"Glyphipterix acronoma is a species of sedge moth in the genus Glyphipterix. It is endemic to New Zealand and is found in the North and South Islands. Its preferred habitat is open fields on mountain sides and adults are on the wing in December and January.","extract_html":"
Glyphipterix acronoma is a species of sedge moth in the genus Glyphipterix. It is endemic to New Zealand and is found in the North and South Islands. Its preferred habitat is open fields on mountain sides and adults are on the wing in December and January.
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