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Ward Township is a township in Clarke County, Iowa, USA. As of the 2000 census, its population was 228.
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The Butchers is a 1970 thriller set in Crockett, California and directed by Paulmichael Miekhe and distributed by Troma Entertainment.
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The Stadium is a cirque with mountains on t