{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
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