{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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Jess Kristian Svane is a Greenlandic politician (Siumut).
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Nowogródek District was a district of the Second Polish Republic from 1920 to 1921. Its capital was Novogrudok. It was formed on 20 December 1920 from the parts Wilno, Brześć, Mińsk Districts of the freshly disestablished Provisional Administration of Front-line and Phase Territories. On 19 February 1921 it was reformed into Nowogródek Voivodeship.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
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